Boca's Pet Stroller Ban, TSA MOSES, Yes, It Was April Fools


BOCA RATON, FL ( — If you fell for either or both of our April Fools stories, you weren’t alone.No, the TSA isn’t introducing a program called “MOSES” to Move Our Seniors Expeditiously through Security, and no, there is no pet stroller ban in effect in Boca Raton.
But that didn’t stop local television stations from calling to confirm that the pet ban was true, and it didn’t stop several government agencies from spending a substantial amount of time on reading the TSA Moses story.
We also received emails from local law enforcement agencies when concerned readers contacted them — asking if they had to give up their beloved pet strollers. Rest assured, you can still push “Mr. Fiddles’ through Town Center Mall in a stroller (why you would want to is another story — and we can provide the names of several well respected psychiatric professionals in the Boca Raton area).
So now we’re back to stories that are entirely true.with just a touch of wit and sarcasm to get you through your day.
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