BOCA RATON, FL (BocaNewsNow.com) — Boca’s Temple Beth El is raising prices at its mausoleum — and eyebrows throughout the community — in a promotional email blast that reads like an ad for a car dealer that merged with an indoor waterpark.
TBE, the congregation that’s so big it holds high holiday services in an auditorium at FAU, sent an email for its body storage facility with language that reads like it was ripped from an ad for a place called “Farmer Bob’s Used Chevy/Chrysler/Jeep Superstore And Splash Zone!”
“If you’re making plans for the future,” reads the email blast obtained by BocaNewsNow.com, you should act now “before the price increase!” Enjoy “zero percent financing” to have your body kept indoors near manmade “lush gardens” and “waterfalls.”
“Member discounts available!”
Here’s the classy email.
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