Boca Raton Adult Dolls

UPDATE: Bodies Found In West Boca Were Adult Dolls

Boca Raton Florida News Palm Beach County

Yes, This Really Happened. No, The Bodies Weren’t Alive, Although May Have Kept Someone Warm…

These “bodies” were found west of the Florida Turnpike near Boca Rio on Tuesday morning. The find led to panicked posts on social media.

BY: ANDREW COLTON | Editor and Publisher

BOCA RATON, FL ( (Copyright © 2021 MetroDesk Media, LLC) — It was a cold, wet end for two Boca Raton sex workers found in a canal west of the Florida Turnpike near Boca Rio road Tuesday morning. If there is any good news, the workers’ lives ended much as they were lived — with a plastic sheen making their ability to feel like true humans impossible.

Despite the Palm Beach County Sheriff’s Office saying it wasn’t called to the scene when the bodies were found, several witnesses contacting and taking to social media say there was some sort of “official” response Tuesday morning when a jogger apparently found Jane Doe #1 and Jane Doe #2. The jogger, according to those contacting, feared the bodies were real.

As it turns out, the bodies were let’s say “self-gratification mannequins.” has covered the mannequin’s private parts which were wide open for the world to see.

As we reported yesterday, many residents in the area took to social media in a panic, believing that once alive bodies had been recovered and police were hiding the find “to keep property values high.” Other posters took to the Ring doorbell app to share their alleged firsthand knowledge of what happened and who was involved. As is often the case with social media, the story grew out of control. By late last night, a serial killer was on the loose — all started by two mannequins found in some water.

There is no indication that police have opened an investigation. There are no reports of missing mannequins in the area. Sadly, we don’t even know their names. Just another tough night for dolls on the mean streets of West Boca Raton.


Paul Saperstein


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