Boca Rudeton Or Boca Stupitone?
BY: STAFF REPORT | BocaNewsNow.com
BOCA RATON, FL (BocaNewsNow.com) (Copyright © 2023 MetroDesk Media, LLC) — There are very few times where a photo actually tells the entire story. No extra context is needed. There are no mitigating circumstances. It just is what it is.
And while we see those photos very rarely in the world headquarters of MetroDesk Media, we were sent one late Monday that perfectly fits the description of a photo that is worth 1000 words. Or even one word. You can choose the word yourself — most people will probably agree with you.
For those of you having a device read this article to you, here’s what the photo shows. A guy in Boca Raton who managed to drive his Tesla onto the beach, only to have it stuck. Making it even more amazing, he did this right past a sign that actually says: “Authorized Vehicles Only, NO Trespassing.”
The man is seen standing behind his vehicle doing something with his phone, as two Boca Raton Park Ranger vehicles are on either side of the path this guy decided to Tesla on.
Sir: we’re not sure that your apparent idiocy rises to the level of being rude, but we checked our bylaws and it does turn out that you qualify for our “Boca “Rudeton” distinction. Not only did you drive your Tesla onto the beach — in a place where no cars are allowed and right by a sign that specifically tells you not to do what you did — but you managed to take time and resources from City of Boca Raton employees who likely had better things to do. Congrats on your distinction. We may send you a map. And a clue.
UPDATE: Boca PD tells us the man said he stopped to take a photo.
We remind our readers that there is no expectation of privacy in a public place. Don’t want to be seen here? Don’t drive your Tesla onto the beach here. Boca Rudeton™ is a trademark of MetroDesk Media, LLC. People who drive Teslas in places where no car belongs may be a trademark of South Florida. Send us your submissions by using the menu buttons, above. Share your thoughts on this driver, below.
I go to that beach very often and when there’s an emergency on the beach that’s the entrance emergency off road vehicles access. Good thing no emergency other than this guy happened
Had to leave another comment, if this is Spanish River beach. Maybe he didn’t want to pay to park lol
lol love it. It’s stupitone. You just can fix stupid
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