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BOCA RUDETON: BLONDE OVER POOH!

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Celebrities Keep Moving To Boca Raton. Will They Meet The Rude People Who Live Here?

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Blonde Hair, Pooh Eyes. Welcome To Boca Rudeton For May 18, 2025.

BOCA RATON, FL (BocaNewsNow.com) (Copyright © 2025 MetroDesk Media, LLC) — With a hat tip to our favorite Boca Raton resident Billy Joel and his song from 1983’s River Of Dreams, we start this week’s Boca Rudeton not with “Blonde Over Blue,” but with “Blonde Over Pooh.” The scene: Boca Raton Town Center Mall. The problem, well, it’s as clear as poop can be. Blondie with her “Mixology” bag clearly wanted to mix it up by letting her dog with a pink bow poop in the mall.

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Blonde Over Pooh! This woman just had to take her dog to Boca Raton’s Town Center Mall. Shockingly, it didn’t go well.

Never mind that families walk through the mall. Never mind that little kids sometimes trip and fall in the mall. This woman apparently decided she just couldn’t go shopping without her little doggie-woggie. Maybe it’s a Shopping Support Animal. Maybe she’s just a bit self-absorbed. What we do know is that she absolutely is a nominee for this week’s Boca Rudeton award. Does she win? Read on…

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We don’t know why this dog is in Vinny’s All Day Cafe in Boca Raton. We also don’t know when the health department may next inspect the restaurant.

We move now to Vinny’s All Day Cafe in Woodfield Plaza. Here we find a man and his dog. We don’t know why the dog is in the restaurant. That’s not supposed to happen in Florida — or pretty much anywhere. Animals are not allowed to be where food is served. But at Vinny’s All Day Cafe, you can spend the day looking at what appears to be trash on the floor, and guys holding fluffy dogs. Health department, anyone?

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So if the dog is on a wheelchair, who is it helping? We’re just wondering about the animal seen in Publix at U.S. 441 and Clint Moore Road. Where pets are not allowed. (We have learned the dog may not actually be with the woman in the photo. We are concealing her identity).

At Publix at Clint Moore Road and U.S. 441, where huge signs remind customers that pets are not allowed, we find this woman with her pet on what may be described as a doggy wheelchair. We don’t know if the dog needs a human support animal, but we do know that if this were truly a service animal, it likely wouldn’t be hitching a ride from the person it’s supposed to be helping. Just makes you wonder….

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Our tipster doesn’t know why this woman had a dog inside of the CVS at Pipers Glen and Jog Road. CVS…like the place where you go when you’re sick and maybe don’t want to be around dogs.

And we also wonder about this woman at the CVS at Pipers Glen Blvd. and Jog Road in Boynton Beach. Our tipster says the woman had some choice words when asked why the dog was being walked in a store that caters to people who need medicine and other medical assistance. Maybe she really does need help…

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You know you are very special in a white Mustang when you park in a space and not in a space, all at the same time. This was the scene in Lake Worth.

Lots of parking submissions this week, but one stands out. It’s the driver of the Ford Mustang with Florida plate P2AKS. Seen in Lake Worth, it’s unclear why the driver decided to park in a handicapped space, out of a handicapped spot, and over several lines. But we are sure the driver, like so many Florida drivers, is special.

So who is our winner? It’s not even a question this week. It’s Blonde Over Pooh. Yes, the wonderful woman in Boca Raton Town Center Mall with a dog. The woman, so focused on her cell phone and her Mixology bag, that it seemingly never crossed her clearly brilliant mind that bringing a dog into the mall might not be the greatest idea ever. She truly seems stunned that the dog did what dogs do. What does she win? Well, our readers know that we don’t really give prizes, but if we did: it would be a diamond studded pooper scooper with her name on it, complete with a special iPhone holder and a place for her husband’s/boyfriend’s/significant other’s Centurion Card.

To Billy Joel, Travis Kelce, Alicia Keys, Ariana Grande, and all the other celebs who call or called Boca Raton home, just know this: not everyone here is rude, selfish, and gross.

We remind our readers that there is no expectation of privacy in a public place. Don’t want to be seen here? Don’t be rude here! Send your submissions to us using the menu buttons above. Share your thoughts about these dog owners in our comment section, below. Boca Rudeton™ is a trademark of MetroDesk Media, LLC. Rude dog owners is a trademark of South Palm Beach County. Reach out if you feel you were misrepresented.

30 thoughts on “BOCA RUDETON: BLONDE OVER POOH!”

  1. Your paper is disgusting for printing the address where Travis and Taylor are renting a house in Boca. Talk about RUDE.
    Nobody cares if a dog is in Publix. Dogs make the world better! Find something else to write about, positive things

    1. Correction, people do care about dogs in publix. Dogs make their owners world better, but not everyones world. Some people have alergies, and it’s also a health and safety issue.

  2. People don’t get it! Last week I saw a woman feed her dog by hand with food taken from vendor in Costco….vomit time for me.

    After seeing article and picture last week of dog in bagel twins….guess what another entitled person had her dog in there today at breakfast …obviously bagel twins doesn’t care either. We have asked manager and he always claims he doesn’t see it!

      1. as i am the biggest dog lover ever……i can say that animals do not belong in a grocery store or inside a restaurant, period. west boca is home to the most entitled people from the north. they come and think they can make there own rules and do whatever they want—then they get mad when someone speaks up about their rudeness.

  3. Except for your outing Taylor and Travis, which I believe was excessively intrusive, I wish you could publish the dog owner’s addresses so people could harass the numb-nuts.

  4. The “Blonde Over Pooh” photo clearly shows a powder blue dog bag dispenser attached to the leash loop and a bag in her hand. If there was a photo of her a few minutes later most positive that she picked up after her pet like the majority of responsible pet owners.
    Present the award to someone else 🐾🐾

    1. Seriously Bob? You think her picking up the dog poop makes it okay? Do you suppose she cleaned and disinfected the spot where the dog poop was? I doubt it. Would you want someone to come over and poop on your kitchen floor, and then just pick up the turds and leave?

  5. Thank you for these info. Dear readers, I am an animal lover n I hope that no one hurts one. At the same time, they should not be in certain places, such as grocery stores, restaurants, malls, etc. That mall woman picked it up but what if 2 mins later YOU fell face down right there? Whenever I see animals in a grocery store I inform the manager. I always wonder, is the animal scared to be left home alone for 1 to 2 hours while the owner went to shop or to eat. Or is the owner so in need of attention?

  6. Citizens arrest !!! Yet everyone of you is texting and driving. Fix the light system in boca. Our traffic patterns are so bad.
    Dogs will not kill you! Get a life or a hobby. Instacart if you’re worried about getting sick. Tattletale mentality nobody is ever gonna be friends with any of you. And I don’t like dogs

  7. If you’re bringing your dog to the mall make sure to walk it BEFORE going inside. But guess what dogs ARE allowed in the mall. They even have bowls of water INSIDE for the dogs, just make sure they’re trained and have already went to the bathroom. Don’t ruin it for anyone else.

  8. EVERY. WHERE. YOU. GO.
    Why do people feel like they need to bring their freakin mutts with them every damn place they go? You can’t leave the thing at home? Growing up, I don’t remember seeing so many of these vile creatures. Now they are everywhere. I’m so sick of it.

    1. I am OK with very tiny dogs zipped up in a stroller at the mall. Or zipped up in a bag. But no one should bring a dog in the mall, on a leash. All dogs will poo or pee sometimes, if they can not go outside. And all dogs have fleas at one time or another. A dog could easily cause an infestation. I leave my dogs at home, but put diapers in them, if I have to leave them for more than a couple hours.

  9. Dog DO NOT belong in restaurants or malls. Especially at restaurants sitting on the owners’ laps and eating off the table. Extremely unsanitary.

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