Lots Of Dogs, Bad Parking, And One Guy Apparently Praying To The Sun God In A Bikini…
BOCA RATON, FL (BocaNewsNow.com) (Copyright © 2025 MetroDesk Media, LLC) — You don’t see a lot of men wearing bikinis in 2025, but that doesn’t mean they don’t exist. Look no further than our first Boca Rudeton nominee for this week. It’s a guy at the satellite pool at Palm Greens Condo 2 in Delray Beach. Our tipster is begging with us to “please make this stop.” We are the all-powerful BocaNewsNow.com, but even we are mere mortals when it comes to this sort of thing. We apologize for making you look at this image, but sometimes the news is difficult to take.
Moving on now to dogs in places they shouldn’t be, and we find this man with a dog in Walmart at 441 and Palmetto Park Road in Boca Raton. This Walmart sells groceries, so we do question why it’s there. Sure, maybe it’s a service dog. ‘Cause trained service dogs routinely smell or lick the floor.
At Bagelworks Boca Raton, this little dog has no business being inside. That’s what our tipster says and we agree. It’s a restaurant. We highly doubt this is a trained service animal, so it is not supposed to be in a restaurant. But you know, it’s Bagelworks Boca Raton. We write about this restaurant in our health reports.
Just in case there’s any question about Florida law when it comes to dogs… we turn to our friends at La Bamba in Delray Beach.
At The Boys Farmers Market in Delray Beach, this is the disgusting scene. A woman placed her dog in a shopping cart used for food. Not only is the dog not supposed to be in the market, it sure as hell isn’t supposed to be in a cart.
Now to Home Goods in Boynton Beach. We realize Home Goods doesn’t sell food, so techinically it’s not illegal to have the dog inside, but seriously? IF you need to go shopping, do you really need to bring the pooch with you? And if you bring your pooch, do you need to make it look like you’re about to make out with your pet? Oooooooooooh gross! Lady, get a room.
To Joseph’s Market we go in Boca Raton where this Trumpster (note the 45-47 hat) apparently feels it’s okay to apparently break the law and bring his dog in the market. Maybe it’s actually an emotional support animal being used after the election where Democrats just swept. Sure, emotional support animals are fake — and certainly not allowed in supermarkets. But at least they move around better than a lame duck.
Now to parking, and some incredible scenes in and around South Palm Beach County. We start at Costco in Boca Raton where this fine driver in a Traverse with Florida plate IQ45BD decided it’s perfectly fine to park illegally, and then block access to a mobility scooter.
If you drive a Mercedes S560 in Boca Raton, it turns out you’re allowed to park anywhere and however you like. Seriously. It’s in the Florida statutes. That has to be why the driver of this Mercedes with Florida plate DWO7SS felt it was fine to park in two spots and block traffic outside Publix at Clint Moore and 441.
The license plate on this one says it all. DMB-OSS. Seriously. The green Cadillac is parked in two spaces at Target in Deerfield Beach. What a FL-DMBOSS.
And we’ll wrap our parking pics this week with the amazing parking job outside the Vitamin Shoppe in West Boca Raton. That’s where we find this red Toyota with Florida plate LJY-U55 inexplicably in two spaces. Those vitamins are clearly helping your brain.
We all know who the winner is this week so let’s skip right to the prize. We asked our friendly Google Gemini prompt to create an award perfect for the man in the bikini, above. It showed why AI will soon take over the world. Gemini just gets it, and apparently also agrees that there are some things that you just can’t unsee. Ever.
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7 responses to “BOCA RUDETON: Reader Asks For Help With Bikini Clad Man”
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What about the women at the beach showing their whole butt to the public like is their natural right. Why do understand is nobody has a problem with this.
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The problem with the slovenly pear-shaped Trumpster is that he is probably packing heat, so no one will yell at him FYI, wearing a baseball hat backwards is a sign of limited intelligence.
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I agree w you about the dogs and the parking, but no need to bodyshame the guy in the speedo. He’s not doing anything illegal. If his neighbors don’t like the look, they can avert their eyes. Or use the other pool.
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I am really surprised that you, whom I normally support, should bother to publish a narrow-minded article about a man in a designated sub-bathing area, who is breaking no laws.
Was the complaint sent in by some woman who shops in Publix in her shiny, skin-tight leggings, showing a camel’s foot? 🤔 -
I see nothing wrong with a man in a bikini.
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I’m a big fan, but was it necessary to include your politics by calling someone a “Trumpster” and ” Maybe it’s actually an emotional support animal being used after the election where Democrats just swept.” Unnecessary!
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While I concur that the sunbather in question may benefit from greater discretion, your great publication should reconsider pursuing any Condo Commander’s request to implement new regulations. Most community members however appreciate your efforts to surface other health related and road rules notations.
What about the women at the beach showing their whole butt to the public like is their natural right. Why do understand is nobody has a problem with this.
The problem with the slovenly pear-shaped Trumpster is that he is probably packing heat, so no one will yell at him FYI, wearing a baseball hat backwards is a sign of limited intelligence.
I agree w you about the dogs and the parking, but no need to bodyshame the guy in the speedo. He’s not doing anything illegal. If his neighbors don’t like the look, they can avert their eyes. Or use the other pool.
I am really surprised that you, whom I normally support, should bother to publish a narrow-minded article about a man in a designated sub-bathing area, who is breaking no laws.
Was the complaint sent in by some woman who shops in Publix in her shiny, skin-tight leggings, showing a camel’s foot? 🤔
I see nothing wrong with a man in a bikini.
I’m a big fan, but was it necessary to include your politics by calling someone a “Trumpster” and ” Maybe it’s actually an emotional support animal being used after the election where Democrats just swept.” Unnecessary!
While I concur that the sunbather in question may benefit from greater discretion, your great publication should reconsider pursuing any Condo Commander’s request to implement new regulations. Most community members however appreciate your efforts to surface other health related and road rules notations.
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