It’s Boca Rudeton For Wednesday. ‘Tis The Season For Elitism.
BY: STAFF REPORT | BocaNewsNow.com
BOCA RATON, FL (BocaNewsNow.com) (Copyright © 2023 MetroDesk Media, LLC) — Just because you got to “Just Salad” in a Tesla doesn’t mean that you can Just Park Anywhere. You know that. We know that. But the driver of the Tesla above either doesn’t know that — or doesn’t care about that. He or she parked in the one place where it’s pretty clear that you’re not supposed to park while presumably enjoying some greenery on Tuesday night.
Our tipster submitted the driver of Tesla with Florida Plate ERR1A to be our latest Boca Rudeton winner. We agree! We don’t only love that your license plate seems to suggest that misspelling “error” is how you drive through life, but it is somewhat astonishing that you’ve managed to park your car on a grid with diagonal lines — pretty much the universal symbol for “don’t park here.” Even when we subtract a few conduct points for eating salad at the “Just Salad” at 9674 Glades Road in the “Uptown” shopping area, you still end up as our Boca Rudeton winner for Wednesday.
What do you win? Well, driver of White Tesla with Florida tag ERR1A, we bestow upon you that perpetual feeling of feeling good that you ate salad, yet of simultaneously being hungry because you ate salad. Also, a copy of the Florida driver’s manual that talks about parking. It seems you need a refresher with your refreshing bowl of leaves. Perhaps next time you should leave the non-parking space open. We suggest downloading it from the DMV. If you need a link, send us a note.
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Hahahaha! Tis the season to be rude and entitled!
The rules don’t apply to those who are entitled.
The Walt Disney World license plate says it all. All that car needs is those tacky stick-on reindeer antlers.
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