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HURRICANE IRMA: Remember, If You Make Babies Now, You'll Need To Entertain Them

BOCA RATON, FL ( — There will, inevitably, be a story 9 months from now on “Hurricane Irma” babies. It happens following every major weather event in which people are trapped inside. Blizzards. Hurricanes. Monsoons in the Southwest. So we are pre-emptively warning all of our readers: if you do anything now that could create another human being, you will have to entertain that human being for hurricanes next season, and for up to 16 seasons after.
And that may be no simple task.
If you are spending this hurricane huddled around an iPad, watching your downloaded Netflix binges of Thirteen Reasons Why or Last Chance U, kiss that freedom goodbye. Those binges will replaced by binges of Doc McStuffins, endless rounds of Uno, Monopoly Junior and Chutes and Ladders.
Not that these are bad things. Not at all. But we’re all about public service here at, so if you’re not completely ready, this may be a good time to say “I Lost That Lovin’ Feeling.”



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