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BOCA RUDETON: Who Needs Lines When Your Car Shines?

Boca Rudeton! When your car shines, you don’t need no lines…


DELRAY BEACH, FL ( (Copyright © 2023 MetroDesk Media, LLC) — A woman described by a reader as “rude” apparently didn’t only have a parking problem, but spilled coffee on a white towel in Marshall’s that she was purchasing, then demanded that the cashier find a clean one.

We don’t know if the towel story is true, but we do know that this shiny Land Rover had a parking problem at the Marshall’s in Delray Beach. Apparently if your car is so shiny that you can see yourself, it doesn’t matter where — or how — you park.

Lady driving a shiny Land Rover whose car is so shiny that we don’t even need to publish the license plate because it’s probably one of a kind: you are our Boca Rudeton™ winner of the day! You win complementary sandpaper so you can de-shine your car — and perhaps be a little less noticeable that next time you park your one car in multiple spaces. To claim it, just stop in any store that sells sandpaper and tell the clerk that you want the “Boca Rudeton” brand.

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