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Chips, Dip, And Dog. Señor Perro No Problemo At Naked Taco Table For Humans.

Chips, dip, and dog. Welcome to Naked Taco, Boca Raton. (Image: contributor).


BOCA RATON, FL ( (Copyright © 2023 MetroDesk Media, LLC) — The Friday edition of Boca Rudeton brings us to popular eatery Naked Taco at 9658 Glades Road — in the “Uptown” shopping area. There, on a recent night, our tipster found a hairy Naked Taco guest, using its chair as a water holder, and not thinking twice about nosing the Naked Taco table.

While the eating was outside, our tipster questions why Señor Perro wasn’t on the floor, as opposed to a chair as if it’s a human. It’s not a human. It’s a Perro. And shouldn’t be sitting where people sit…nor nosing where people eat.

Señor Perro with his human at Naked Taco. Never mind that Senior Perro is sitting on a human chair. (Image: contributor).

Lady with Señor Perro at Naked Taco, you win our Boca Rudeton™ award on this Friday. If they ever come out of the oven, you win a bowl of tortilla chips — suitable for man or dog — but here’s the thing: just like the people who later sat at your table, you never know what may have touched it first.

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