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West Boca Raton Driver Parks Like A Turkey In A Cadillac

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Driver, And Vehicle, Appear To Be Here From New York Despite Florida Plate. Welcome To Boca Rudeton: Parking Edition.

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This Cadillac driver is parking like a drunk turkey just days before Thanksgiving in West Boca Raton.

BY: STAFF REPORT | BocaNewsNow.com

BOCA RATON, FL (BocaNewsNow.com) (Copyright © 2023 MetroDesk Media, LLC) — A Cadillac SUV driver in West Boca Raton Tuesday parked like a turkey that had too much to drink as it prepared for Thanksgiving execution. The turkey driver parked outside Way Beyond Bagels in the shopping center at the intersection of U.S. 441 and Clint Moore Road. This turkey is Friday’s “Boca Rudeton: Parking Edition” winner.

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Do you know this driver? If so, you may want to park several spaces away. Look at the other photo in this report to understand why.

Driving the 2023 Lyriq — a $60,000 electric vehicle — is the person with Florida license plate 56D-QLH. Notably, but perhaps unsurprisingly, the Buzz Chew Cadillac plate cover is from a dealership in Southampton, New York. We don’t know if the driver is actually from New York, but we do note when people don’t follow social norms enjoyed by many legit Palm Beach County residents, they turn out to be visitors — or recent transplants — from New York.

Driver of the Cadillac Lyriq EV that decided to park on the curb, and in a space, and on an angle, you are today’s “Boca Rudeton: Parking Edition” winner! We don’t give out prizes, but if we did, it would be an autographed copy of the Florida Driver’s Manual that includes a section on how to park your car. We’ve heard of parallel parking. We’ve never heard of diagonal parking. We do know you are a very special person, however.

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6 thoughts on “West Boca Raton Driver Parks Like A Turkey In A Cadillac”

    1. Concerned Citizen

      To respond to your question logically, there are plenty of “roots” in Florida, but Southern Palm Beach County or South Florida for that matter isn’t an accurate sample size. To respond to your question rhetorically, isn’t everyone everywhere originally from somewhere else? Even uncontacted tribes are migratory as hunter-gatherers.

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