Allegedly Told Boca Cops: “F All Of You. F-Ing Arrest Me.”
BOCA RATON, FL (BocaNewsNow.com) (Copyright © 2026 MetroDesk Media, LLC) — A Delray Beach bond broker is facing DUI and hit-and-run charges after Boca Raton police say he crashed into another vehicle outside Maggiano’s at 21050 St. Andrews Blvd., drove off, then failed a string of field sobriety tests on the side of the road. Gerald Joseph Laurino, 55, was pulled over Sunday night after a manager at the restaurant called 911 twice — first about an intoxicated man and woman causing a disturbance, then again to report that the same man had backed his gray Tesla into another car and left the parking lot.
A Boca Raton officer spotted the Tesla with tag KZMC06 and pulled it over near the restaurant. Laurino stepped out slowly, according to the arrest report, with bloodshot and glassy eyes. He allegedly stumbled and slurred his words as he talked to the officer. He first told police he had no recollection of any crash. He later admitted he had struck a black Toyota Tacoma and left because, he allegedly told police, someone told him to go home.
Police say Laurino agreed to run through field sobriety exercises and struggled through all of them, at one point telling the officer, “I am not balanced right now, I am a little drunk, you are right.” During the one-leg-stand test, he put his foot down repeatedly and, using profanity by telling the officers, “F–k all of you. F—–g arrest me.” He was taken into custody. Police say he later blew breath-alcohol readings of 0.201 and 0.207, more than double Florida’s legal limit of 0.08.
Laurino, who lists an address on Atlantic Avenue in Delray Beach as his home, was charged with DUI with property damage and leaving the scene of a crash. He was booked into jail and later released on $1250 bond.
