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BOCA RUDETON: We’re Back With A JetBlue Jesus Flight

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Was A Woman Magically Cured On A JetBlue Flight From West Palm To Westchester? BocaRudeton Is Back With Dog Owners, Bad Parkers…

A woman sitting in an airport with a small dog by her side, looking at her phone.
Boca Rudeton returns, with a JetBlue Jesus flight from Donald J. Trump International Airport.

BOCA RATON, FL (BocaNewsNow.com) (Copyright © 2026 MetroDesk Media, LLC) — We had no idea that JetBlue was operating “Jesus Flights” from West Palm Beach to Westchester County, NY. But now that PBI has become DJT — the most Jesus of all the airports — it stands to reason that miracles happen every day. Case in point: this woman who our tipster says boarded a flight at DJT with a dog wearing a service dog vest, only to remove that vest just moments after landing in New York. Look at the West Palm Beach (DJT/PBI) photo, followed by the Westchester (HPN) photo. It’s a miracle! Praise Be DJT!

An elderly woman sitting in an airport with a dog nearby, focused on her phone.
JetBlue to Westchester County Airport from PBI/DJT. Now you see the vest. Now you don’t.

As Boca Rudeton continues on this Sunday, we move to the Publix on Spanish River in Boca Raton. That’s where we find this woman seemingly violating Publix’s own rules about dogs. Rules that follow state and federal law. You know, no dogs are allowed in places where food is served/sold unless that dog is providing a legitimate service. Maybe this dog really is a highly trained service animal. Maybe.

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Publix on Spanish River in Boca Raton.

On to the wonderful, luxurious location known as Boca Raton Town Center Mall, where so-called “high end” stores are mixed with people with dogs. This was the scene recently in the food court. We’ll just let that sit for a while.

A woman with curly hair and glasses sitting in a cafe, talking with a small dog on her lap.
Boca Raton Town Center Mall’s food court.
A white electric vehicle parked in a parking lot, surrounded by palm trees and other cars.
Cove Plaza in Deerfield Beach.

To parking now, and this Cadillac with NY license plate MBR-1598. The driver of his Caddy apparently believes he or she is very important — so important that our tipster captured the person taking two spaces at Cove Plaza in Deerfield Beach. There’s “over the line” and then there’s “really over the line to the point that you don’t care about anyone else because you’re so self-absorbed.”

A white GMC truck parked over two spaces next to a gray Lexus SUV in a parking lot, with a stop sign in the background.
Costco Parking Lot in Boca Raton. Let us remember AJR with a poorly parked GMC pickup truck.

As we all stop to remember “My Brother, AJR, Rest In Peace,” we wonder if AJR — who is memorialized with a GMC pickup truck with Florida plate RLR-RS5 — liked to block people with handicapped tags at the Costco in Boca Raton. Let’s pause for a moment of silence as we wonder together.

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A black Range Rover parked straddling two parking spaces, showing its rear and license plate in a parking lot surrounded by greenery.
Walmart Military Trail in Delray Beach.

And at the Walmart on Military Trail in Delray Beach, we have to ask why the driver of this Range Rover with Florida plate GZY-H19 felt it necessary to take multiple spaces. It would be nice if they could move-over-the-truck before they rollback-the-savings at Walmart.

We thank our readers for the great entries this week as we ask our question: who is the winner? Who wins the coveted Boca Rudeton award? The answer this week is easy. It has to be Mrs. Jesus herself, the woman cured of her ailment on a JetBlue flight from Donald J. Trump International Airport to Westchester County, NY. Because if Jesus is ever going to come back from wherever Jesus is, it’s going to be a on a JetBlue flight that originates from Trump’s own airport. We are thrilled that she is cured, and we know medical journals are waiting to write the story of what happened on that plane.

What does she win? It’s our new book, “Jesus Cured Me On My Flight From Trump Airport.” We’ll send it to her as soon as she calls in to share her address.

A cartoon illustration depicting a woman joyfully laughing on a JetBlue flight with a service dog beside her, while puzzled passengers look on. The text reads 'Jesus Cured Me On My Flight From Trump Airport.'
This week’s Boca Rudeton winner gets our soon-to-be-published book, as imagined by Gemini.

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